Yes, unknown to you all, Ascended Master Zebedee and Archangel Dougal of the Magical Light Roundabout Entertainments Division have been dedicated in keeping all lightworkers and new age healers magically entranced with the longest running ‘light’ entertainment dark forces drama series ever presented at the start of any new millennium. They”ll keep you entertained and entranced while the
mythical ascension events comes and . . . and . . . comes . . . and . . . comes . . . while never quite manifesting as arrived . . .
So, take you mind off the ‘missing’ in action ascension event by immersing yourself in more tall light tales and spiritual fables from the same teams of ‘LIGHT MASTERS’ that entranced everyone at the end of the last cycle . . .
YES!!! . . . . The very latest incarnation of the New Age Epic ‘Blinded by the MYTHICAL Light’ Series is back . . . .
STARRING . . .
‘The ALL ‘MIGHTY’
Forces of the Love & Lightworkers . . .
Whom ‘Bravely’ . . .
Stand Against the Unwashed & the Unholy . . .
Depraved, Drab & DEADLY Boring DARK ‘Demons’ . . .
Yea . . ALL 6 of them (they are trained to move very ‘fast’ so it just looks as if there are ‘armies’ of them) . . .
Make sure you don’t miss even one episode of this action packed fictional series currently running once again at the end of earth cycle season 4.
Never fear, due to advanced memory wipe techniques you are unlikely to have any memory of being ‘entranced’ by the same series during the end of the last ‘Atlantis’ Cycle. It’ll all seem just as new and exciting as it did in the 1st, 2nd and 3rd earth simulation cycles . . .
This CGI enhanced world scale unbelievably detailed VR blockbuster once again authentically presents the ‘Brave Forces of the Divine Unconscious Light’ whom are yet again scripted to do all they can to help kick the shit out of a handful of apparently very dangerous, terrifying dark forces whom are cleverly blown out of ALL proportion to keep all ‘light’ attention away from way more ‘frayed’ aspects of this EPIC VR ‘LIGHT’ production.
Will the Light Forces Succeed YET Again in Lowering their Awareness & Subtle Abilities to even GREATER ‘lows’?
For the latest information on the ‘live’ status of the latest series episode just tune into any ‘LIGHT’ channeling medium (or alternatively get a medium to tune into any channel ‘of the light’- Yes really) and in so doing you will find out that (once again) they are avoiding all of the important and ‘worrying’ questions . . .
- When will the participants notice that the plot is the same for each season cycle?
- Why is it that in each series they never quite raise their imaginary light vibrations enough to defeat the dark and dreadful evil zombie forces or even ascend?
- Will the mystery of why they never notice that they are always dealing with the same zombie Dark army that the Lords of Karma always sneakily resurrect in time for the next episode be SOLVED?
- Why is it that the heroes of the light never become aware enough to raise their awareness enough to become aware of what is really going on?
- When will they be told to check the small print of their (memory wiped) contract?
- What do they ‘really’ have to do to break their ‘forever and ever and ever and ever’ contract with the divine light director Darkth VadaaaaR so that they can successfully ascend to the typing memos department?
- Do, they once again patiently wait as they did for the last three cycles for the never, never, never, ascension event?
Will they figure ANYTHING out this time?
To find out!!! Make sure you just stay tuned to the day and night ‘Light Entertainments Media’ channel, your trusted source for the highest quality in ‘completely made up light stories’ as hosted by our very own amazingly realistic ‘Master’ Puppet Light Stars.
Don’t forget you can purchase all new age ‘Forces of the Love & Light’ authentic paraphernalia and spin offs from any new age light store.
Ascension Failure Distraction Operatives ‘Soul’ Mission Credentials . . . .
Ascended Master Zebedee; Executive Light Director. Considered to be the father of one of the Apostles and the Lord of the 43rd ‘Murky Grey’ Ray. The Master of Reality Manifestation the only being whom has raised his vibration enough to be able to instantly manifest himself with a visible Mortal Coil within the lower darkie dimensions. He is the patron saint of bouncy personalities, brief appearances and sinister looking moustaches. Numerology Number 17 & Emmygram Award level 5.
Archangel Dougal; Assistant Executive Light Director. Lord of 56th ‘Rusty’ Ray. The little known Ray of Dogge
d Determination. Archangel Dougal was promoted to his current position in acknowledgement of his efforts to completely suppress his original werewolf tendencies. His biggest achievements were in developing completely invisible hovercraft light technologies to replace his dangerous werewolf taloned limbs and genetically engineering a shaggy pile coat so thick it hides his werewolf features and enlarged ears. In an earlier incarnation he fought alongside Sir Winalot in the Arthurian wars where he was thought to be responsible for badly gnawing the legs of a large round table making it unstable and wobbly. Numerology Number 3 & Emmygram Award level -7.
Below is a extract from a never before presented trailer showing Master Zebedee briefly & Archangel Dougal’s in his early director and actor training roles in a realistic VR setting (haha).
This is what launched their ascended master and ‘higher’ spiritual careers (YES . . . this could happen to you too . . . . .)
And here we have a later Ascended Master Zebedee after extensive ‘light’ master training. Here he is training an early forcibly recruited darkie ‘demon’. You might notice that their VR presentation has improved vastly in quality!!!
September 7, 2014 @ 2:03 pm
This is the BEST ‘light’ entertainment on the web . . .
September 7, 2014 @ 11:42 pm
Haha, best sense of humor ever, even though the hard questions and implications of it all makes it really not fun…(seems though as my sense of humor is a little eroded lol… ) can comment as I’m not on the home computer
December 20, 2015 @ 10:29 am
Honestly this whole satire section is some of the best comedy I have come accross, cant believe I just now found these articles on your site.
January 30, 2016 @ 5:39 pm
Hi Mo, haha well, this one may be in the satire section but it is so accurate, first time I have read it I had such terror feelings in the pit of my stomach and heart I almost had an anxiety crisis, like the article acted like electroshocks haha
January 30, 2016 @ 8:02 pm
Chris, you honesly cant be takling about electoshocks!! No one knows what I am talking about when I say Ive gotten these ( especially on this site) and electrocution!! And yes this page is totally accurate.. And I think humor can help people to understand this crazy shit more. I think Clive writes in a lot more humor than everyone picks up on. Thank goodness because I dont know how else I would handle it if I couldnt laugh…
September 25, 2019 @ 5:41 pm
Hello what a fresh breath of air after being caught up in an ascended masters group for to long I feel I am waking up again thank you for this site