Latest Ascension Readiness Information from the best ‘Higher Dimensional Ascended Master’ Channel (Guaranteed Recyclable, Dimensionally Biodegradable and SH Free)

. . . l.a.t.e.s.t . . h.i.r.e . . n.e.w.s . . j.u.s.t. . . I.N. . . . . . .

Highly high, highly evolved higher Dimensional Hi Beings from Hy will be landing in everyone’s back yard to say HI next Tuesday. Absolutely everyone will be able to see these higher beings but only if you are in an equally ‘highly high’ frequency resonance and are synchronized and say HI at the same time simultaneously while being the same height as the visitor from Hy.

. . . l.i.g.h.t . . r.e.s.e.a.r.c.h.e.r.s . . b.u.r.n . . d.u.s.t. . . .

New Age Sacred Light researchers are risking everything by simultaneously meditating, chanting, performing light chakra dusting AND burning unstable incense from both ends synchronistically in efforts to identify what these higher beings are using to achieve their higher ‘high’ frequency resonance that makes them higher before they arrive to say HI.

. . . y.e.t . . a.n.o.t.h.e.r . . a.l.i.e.n . . i.n.v.a.s.i.o.n. . . m.i.s.s.e.d . . .

It’s predicted that although these beings will turn up and loiter in everyone’s back yard for simply ages unfortunately hardly anyone will get to see them because it won’t be channeled until the day after that all HI beings from Hy are on average only about 5.4 inches in height.

. . . r.e.i.k.i . . w.e.i.g.h.t.l.o.s.s . . r.e.c.o.m.e.n.d.a.t.i.o.n.s . . .

Predictably lightworkers were adamant that they’ll continue cleansing away enough of there energy field to reduce themselves to this height in preparation for any future visits made by these higher beings from Hy.

. . . u.n.i.v.e.r.s.a.l. . . f.r.o.g . . o.r.i.g.i.n.s . . r.e.v.e.a.l.e.d . . .

Disclaimer, please note; some of these prophecies were direct channeling’s from the Divine Master Being; Vurgil Ue whom comes from the higher light star system Elib Blibbit (where all the divine universal frog energies come from).

. . . p.o.t.a.t.o.e . . c.o.s.t.s . . r.i.s.e . . i.n . . p.l.e.i.a.d.e.s . . .

To reach Elib Blibbit just go straight on past Sirius then it’s the 2nd right just round the corner past Hy then don’t miss the sharp left after the Pleiades . . . then it’s straight on from there until you reach the ‘last chance to get a potato’ warp drive fill up station . . . from here head for the crusty nebula you’ll see front right BUT don’t forget you need to have a potato if you want to land and still keep your own teeth . . .